if i haven’t said something sexual to you then we probably aren’t good friends
EVERY FUCKING TIME I TURN ON THIS GODFORSAKEN SHOW I’M EXCITED TO WATCH IT AND EVERY FUCKING TIME I REACH THE END OF AN EPISODE I WANT TO COVER MYSELF IN CHICKEN BLOOD AND FLING MYSELF OFF A CLIFF INTO A GROUP OF STARVING TIGER SHARKS
You’re missing a lot. He had a girl go crazy on him. His wife almost died and then she walked out on him. And then he was shot and almost bled to death in an elevator. He’s been through a lot. So the Neanderthal thing is just—it is an act.
i could literally complain about people for 293 months straight
All day, everyday.